Newcarsnark is Down Under, driving a Wicked rental car, a "damn cheap classic," which up here we call rentawreck. It's a 28-day rental from Cairns to Adelaide (imagine a coastal road from Maine to Mississippi), with one day free if we send them a naked picture with the car. I am not making this up.
This isn't our rental car. It's an escapee from the movie Mad Max, filmed in Australia. I hope our road trip goes better than that one.